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exit from archiveTuesday 4th August 2009
From the poolside breakfast bar of Dagga Ward
Firstly apologies for the delay. Kev Russell and Robber Marlow have been extremely busy and my cover is blown. I have had to put this lot together so apologies for any mistakes. Secondly I have taken offence from the last update where it looked like I was a pig eating three beef burgers. Kev must have doctored my photo in Photoshop. (Ed: We would like to take this opportunity to apologise for any distress caused to Mr Ward and to clarify to our readers that he does not frequent any of the golden-arch establishments in the Leicester area. He's more of a Wimpy man.)
The fishing I must say has been awesome and I am proposing that we remove a lot of fish, as there is no way I can compete. The weights are just too big and anyway it takes too long to weigh in.
Our member's match on the 12th July was just an example - 51 anglers weighed in with an average weight of 118lbs. Jew Boy (Chris Needham) needed some counselling having weighed in 162lbs to find he came 5th out of his section of 7. A special mention for Rob Gringo Clayton who had his best weight of the season of 83lbs. The good news was he did not come last in his section, he was last but one because someone did not weigh. Well-done Rob.
Section 1
Peg 3 Rich Morgan 189lb
Peg 12 Gordon Parker 172lb
Peg 11 Graham Carile 139lb
Peg 7 ACE Downs 137lb
Will Jarrad Smith please try a little harder he was on Peg 1 and weighed 136lbs
Section 2
Peg 19 Steve Conway 171lb
Peg 13 Carl Redman 124lb
Peg 20 Brian Envis 119lb
Peg 17 Albert Bray 96lb
Section 3
Peg 24 Dave Hunter 186lb
Peg 25 Paul Gardner 168lb
Peg 21 Gordon Priddy 138lb
Peg 28 DAGGA WARD 111lb
Section 4
Peg 66 Gary Miller 154lb
Peg 67 Tony Woodings 141lb
Peg 74 Chris Allen 141lb
Peg 75 Geoff Reast 105lb
Section 5
Peg 78 S Williss 210lb
Peg 76 Andy Toplis 209lb
Peg 77 Andy Kind 184lb
Peg 85 Robber Marlow 179lb
Section 6
Peg 91 Jim Chessman 158lb
Peg 94 Rob Bowser 131lb
Peg 86 Rob Hollis 120lb
Peg 97 Chris Hall 117lb
Section 7
Peg 109 Gary Sadler 160lb
Peg 106 Terry Crowden 102lb
Peg 108 Rich Bedder 94lb
Peg 100 Malc Paddison 94lb
I have been asked to point out that Ruthless Russell was working on this day. I must apologise to Graham Barry who I said came last in his club match at the Glebe, he did not come last as someone did not weigh-in as they had to leave early. Also it is not true that he has a little helper to take care of him while he is fishing. It is a big helper.
We did not mention Rich Bedder in the last report as we used an alias name, however I must point out that he is a carrier for Piggy Flu as he has infected the Team Parkers.
Barbara is using oinkment and has rashers on her arms (I'll stop there before I ham it up).
<send Dagga your caption>
We will run a competition to guess what Frog Pot Allen is thinking in the photograph. Nothing hurtful like 'good job ACE is not hungry or he would eat his own hand'.
