Mallory Park Fisheries - Snide Rumours & Dirty Lies

Stop the (International) press!!!

Big news ladies and gents one of the worlds largest bait manufacturers, Marukyu, is coming to the UK and set to take the angling scene by storm.

This obviously is creating global shockwaves and the Japanese version of the Financial Times is closely monitoring the situation and covering any effects this may have on the world money markets. Upon reading the aforementioned publication it has become apparent that one of our members (who shall remain anonymous) has a long lost twin who is famous in Japan and who was featured in a recent front page lead story article
about Marukyu coming to the UK.

Kevsan Russellsan

The article describes him as a "top universal competition angler" who catches "many thousands of specimen fish". He is known locally in Japan as "Kevsan Russellsan". Obviously our club member is very keen to meet his twin and rumour has it that he has enlisted the services of Interpol to track him down. You can see the clear resemblance in the photograph. We will keep you posted on any progress. If you want to know more about our new "top universal competition member" his story starts in paragraph three. Dagga Ward can provide a translation service for those of you not familiar with Roy's orange Kubota.

It appears that our own anonymous sponsored member was not sighted at all last week in the UK. Without starting any rumours, is it possible that our very own Kev Russell is actually the very same Kevsan Russellsan?

Watch this space.

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