Mallory Park Fisheries - Snide Rumours & Dirty Lies

It has been decided by the match committee that an apology be printed with regards to the allegations that Andy Nasty Kind should be nominated for the nastiest angler on the bank this winter. This is to prevent possible legal action from his wife who has told Andy that he his not nasty and that apologies should be forthcoming. The issue has got so serious that an anonymous work colleague has reported that Andy is offering bribes, in the form of Kit-Kats and Mars bars, to anyone who will back up his wife's story.

Nasty Kind continued to be unkind to fellow anglers this Sunday. He filled Three Pegs Ward's bib and brace with stones via a hole at the rear, whilst he was wearing them. Other anglers are reporting that he is going out of his way to be nice to them while he is fishing. With only one match to go, watch this space to see if we have any new nominations. If you have been offered a bribe from Andy we need to know.

It was mentioned that Honest Jim Chessman did not put up his mobile house this week, even though he drew the same hot pegs again. Jim is most concerned that the nickname 'Honest Jim' has stuck. Let's face it do you know an honest builder?

Three Pegs Ward nearly threw a wobbly in the last match. It was only several phone calls from Mucka Marlow that saved him. Another bad performance with plenty of complaints was the order of the day.

Another first on Sunday. Chris Jew-Boy Needham went on walkabout, complaining of a bad draw. However the cold air brought him to his senses and he realised that he would not win any housekeeping money if he packed in. Back to his peg where he fished hard and came second on the lake, not bad from a bad peg.

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